- Jun 2, 2003
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Amazingly Simply Home Remedies
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]1. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif][FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use timer. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]5. If y ou have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxative, then you will be afraid to cough. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]6. You only need 2 tools in life WD-40 & Duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]7. If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]8. Remember: everyone seems normal until you get to know them. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]Daily thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKYS. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS[/FONT]
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[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]1. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif][FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use timer. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]5. If y ou have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxative, then you will be afraid to cough. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]6. You only need 2 tools in life WD-40 & Duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]7. If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]8. Remember: everyone seems normal until you get to know them. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]Daily thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKYS. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS[/FONT]
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