Humor: for OD newbies (it's an OLD joke)

[Merrill Bowan]

Polish Eye Exam!

A man from Poland goes to the optometrist who shows the Pole a card with the letters,

C Z W X N Q S T A C Z.

"Can you read this?" the optometrist asks.

"Read it?" the Pole replies, "I know the guy!"

 

[Karen T Walker]

'sniff

You do know that is politcally incorrect.

If you were black, you could run for office.